We have everything here! Come, take a seat and drink whatever you want. But it is not free!!

Yo, pull up a seat folks! *pulls out a beaker and lays out a few dice on a table, and begins to play with them* Anyone wanna try their luck?

Hi guys, fluke that dice thing is awesome. So wasup guyz

Chunga enters like a hurricane in the cafeteria looks around breathing deeply.

"Where is that Wiko kid?? Who can tell me where can I find that As##### M##### F#####?"

is this for what he did to your goldwing (starts laughing ) shoulda got a picture of you whn you saw your bike or what was a bike.

"you better stop laughing at my baby... or..."

Chunga breeds deeply a few times and after regaining is composer

"well.. as I can see, nobody whats to make a stand for vandalism acts like this... very well... It seams like I'll just have to take this to the higher authorities... But one thing you can be sure... NOBODY... messes with the MAN's bike... and stays laughing...."

chunga puts on his sun glasses again and walks out of the cafeteria.

A pick up tuck driven by two hillbilly's dropped of a Pink Run Down Sparkling Scooter, placing it next to the Honda Goldwing.
And envelope was attached with a letter inside with the words "Here's a replacement, from your personal messiah Wago"

The Hillbilly's drove away, Wago no were to be in sight.

THE KING OF GANGSTERS goes back to the parking lot to laugh at chungas "goldwing" and sees Chunga standing next to a pink ugly sparkling scooter.

Nice wheels (cant stop laughing) find it on a dump truck or was it a "present".

YO EVERY man eatin wrestler here -- VOTE ON MY POLL!!!

Chunga arrives back at the cafeteria. Strangely, he has a smile on his face . he pulls up a chair a sits taking a long look at the other wrestlers on the cafeteria...

toosexy901 came in every one looking at him like its a problem he looks and says any got a problem. u looking lok u wont to fight lets get them up then.

Chunga looks at toosexy901, takes a long breath on his cigar, and end's up saying:

"don't spit to the sky kid... more likely, it just might hit you back on the way down..."

The lights dim.
Two guys dressed in the offical Wago Merchandise stand besides the door way, shining spot lights.
Wago's music plays from a small stereo set besides the doorway, as the red carpet rolls out when the doors open/
Wago walked in through the doors, making a pointless glorified entrance, even though he only came to get his food.

" Thats right! Wago is here! Your Icon! Your God, You He-... Uh.. oh... erm... Hey ..Chunga..."

Wago quickly turned, leaping back through the doors, exiting in a cowardly heelish manner

wat do we do here

Chunga stands up and start running after wago to the outside of the cafeteria, pushing the two guys out of his way...